In high school I had the hardest time waking up for school. Setting my alarm clock 1.5 hours before I had to jump out of bed just didn't do the trick. Neither did my mother opening all the windows to let the cold winter air blow in, creating a freezing cold wind tunnel with my ceiling fan set on the highest speed. It froze every hair on my arms and legs but I just crawled deeper under my covers. She even tried placing a wet towel on my face and turning the tv on the highest volume with the channel set to black and white scrambled noise. Did I mention all of those attempts were done simultaneously? Pathetic but true.
And today is no different...burgerboy wakes up to the sound of a pin dropping while i can clearly sleep through a tornado sweeping across my sheets. Our only conclusion has come to creating a wristband that I wear to sleep at night that shocks me when it's time to rise...leaving him pleasantly asleep right next to me. But seeing as we're not exactly the engineering types, maybe we should look into other slumber jolting options.
And today is no different...burgerboy wakes up to the sound of a pin dropping while i can clearly sleep through a tornado sweeping across my sheets. Our only conclusion has come to creating a wristband that I wear to sleep at night that shocks me when it's time to rise...leaving him pleasantly asleep right next to me. But seeing as we're not exactly the engineering types, maybe we should look into other slumber jolting options.
I received an email the other day...
Subject: Best Invention Ever
with a link
Who wouldn't love waking up to the smell of sizzling bacon?
